“Like a Jedi knight — no ... better than that ... Like a Templar Knight, this is a flash of inspiration. He flamethrows it past poor Renny Vega, it’s just as well Renny didn’t get a hand on that because it would’ve taken it off his wrist. Superlative football, and a Bernini sculpture of a finish. It’s a Bernini sculpture of a goal, a majesterial hit by an artist. A bravado goal! An absolute concerto goal! Majestical Argentina, like Kathy Bates with that sledgehammer in that movie. Pablo, I think you’re going to have to call for an oxygen tent for me, my friend.”

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